Posted by Lynn on May 26th, 2008
I’m going to attempt to keep this shorter as I’m doing a hundred different things in preparation for the 2gp photo shoot on Friday.
You may have seen in the last post where i was told i would be singing on rock band at the next bbq and had written it in bold to stress the importance of it. yep. right down there. well, i laughed it off and practiced my singing in the car, when i was alone, and the music could drown out my singing lest anyone think I’m killing a cat in my vehicle. i joked about it with various people, that i would probably get up there and massacre the songs. (i’ve never been one to boast about singing, as i’ve met one too many people when i lived in LA that swore they could sing yet couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket) Saturday night rolled around and i realized that unless i figured out what songs were on the game i’d be in really bad shape. So i asked Brandy and she whipped out the game and handed me the microphone so i could practice.
“hahahahahaha. practice? me? i’m not going to sing! i don’t care if i said i would! not going to happen… ok, hand me the mic… ok no take it back take it back i cant do this.”
this went on for probably a good 15 minutes, while Brandy sang songs to me. She has no shame and i love it. she didn’t care if she didn’t know the words or was playing around and changing the words. so i finally got up the courage and sang a few songs. ones i actually knew! i sang Weezer, and i think something from nine inch nails, and then some new song she downloaded for me. it was really fun! but it was only in front of Brandy. don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying doing it in front of Brandy was nothing, it was a huge feat, but with her i could put peas up my nose and wear my pants backwards and she would still think i was fine. the trouble comes when i have to do it in front of our other friends. at a bbq.
they have no qualms about singing and playing in front of each other as they have been playing this game together since it came out. and before that they were rocking out with guitar hero. i’m a newb to the whole thing, I’m terrible at guitar hero, but most because my fingers want to hit the wrong buttons, which i know you can learn, thats no big deal. it’s that blasted singing! so i finally sucked it up and sang a garbage song as my warm up song, and people actually clapped and told me it was good. (i got 96%!!) who me? good at singing? who knew?? after that i sang another weezer song and then a killers song and it was time to go (we had been switching off between a few of us to sing). I’m so into this game now!! and most amazing of all, i don’t suck at singing!
i wont attempt to parlay this into any type of singing career, I’m not that good, but I’m ok enough that nobody ran from the room screaming “my ears! my ears! oh the humanity!” 
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